It’s Mesopotamia, seeing a UR-ologist is implied.

Also please see an endocrinologist, that’s too much sugar.

Also the fact that it emerges from the top of his head seems very concerning.

Frankly, despite his claims, all evidence seems to contradict the idea this is cum. It seems to be blood from a very serious head injury.

I’m assuming from the taste at least that he doesn’t smoke, so his lungs are in better shape than his kidneys.

OH YEAH