Now you suck a mighty fine pecker, toots
But give the devil his due
I bet a dildo of gold against your soul, I suck dicks better than you.Fantastic
Georgia Went Down on the Devil, what a classic.
You wanna compete?
Nah, just want a fiddle.
ask nancy reagan shes known as the throat goat in hollywood.
Damn good blowing
imagine giving a guy a head job in the fifties and the cops rush in and arrest you for the crime of sodomy
Imagine you give your husband a mouthie at night, then you get up and crawl into your separate bed
Hot take: separate beds are the way to go. You can push them together for more space if you want. But most of the time they are apart to facilitate sleeping.
And I like cuddling. I like falling asleep with someone in my arms. But I do not like 30 minutes later when my arm is asleep and I want to roll over, and then they are taking up 3/4 of the bed the whole night and are stealing the blankets. So: separate beds.
Guy in the picture is 23 btw
Woman in picture is 15, probably.
More like 40 and 30.
You made me look it up since it looked crazy. Im guessing its Lloyd Bridges as everyone here keeps asking? If so the earliest film credits i see would put him at 28. Kind of glad this is not true, i knew old ppl looked old but this one just scared me!
This is what happens to people when they don’t live with their parents until they are 30.
Best stay home, look after the collectibles (jeez, they’re not toys mum!) for as long as possible, just to be safe.
Pretty sure it was all the cigarette smoke prematurely aging people
Lloyd Bridges is 40 in this picture. He was born in 1913 and this is from a 1953 film… Mostly what makes him look old here is his haircut.
Also lack of sunscreen. For men, general lack of self care altogether. Not like it was better for women because cosmetics were literally toxic and, well, solely cosmetic. We’re aware of so many more harms now and have the knowledge and means to avoid them in a way we really haven’t before… It’s so dramatic and encompassing it’s tough to overstate
And the alcohol, and the dehydration, and the stress, and the malnutrition, and the smog, and the chemicals before environmental law caught up.
But the stress really got to them
buncha wars too.
All the lead didn’t help. And the playing with mercury in school. Actually, there was lead involved there, too, as I remember my dad telling me about how they’d put a piece of lead in their cup of mercury to see that it floated.
Also had a science teacher clarify that it was mercury oxide that made playing with mercury so dangerous, with the anecdote of knowing someone who tried to commit suicide by drinking a large amount of mercury, but then only ended up with the shits (and probably a few less IQ points from the mercury oxide vapours he would have inhaled while drinking it).
Edit: oh, also the wars probably helped age people faster and no idea when this was filmed but he could have fought in either war and started acting after.
10 years ago I watched the movie Lovelace starring Amanda Seyfried about the porno, Deep Throat. I’d never seen the original so after watching the movie I looked it up. The real Linda Lovelace looked like she was at least in her mid-30s but she was about 23.
Cigarettes will do that to a person
Is that Lloyd Bridges?
Surely you mean Izzy Mandelbaum?
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
“Golly, that’s swell!”
Sitting here on lemmy scrolling doom after doom and thinking, “Why am I doing this to myself?” And then this comes along and makes me giggle uncontrollably for 5 minutes and it’s clear that this is the gold I was sifting for.
Tis why I do it
That and one day there will be a fedi meetup, and I’ll find your pecker quite chippy.
Absolutely saying this the next time I get a BJ. Joking and laughing is a nice thing while doing nice things. Don’t have a partner ATM and I maybe saying this during a night one stand isn’t the best idea, we’ll see.
I also really want to figure out a version for Cunnilingus, would love if someone better than me at creative word use could help out.
Have her say, “Jeeze Louise, (M137), your pie-hole really baked my clam!”
OP spends half of his day imagining how it would be to suck boomers
Damn right
You and Nancy Regan have at least one thing in common.
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Applause to both of you, actual laughing happened.
That’s a lie I spend like 60 to seventy percent of my day thinking about boners
Edit:boomers! Disregard
worth it if it’s to come up with banger insults like “suck a pecker toots” that shit just rolls off the tongue
The word pecker is grossly underused. It is such a great word to put people off.
What are the ladies words? Beaver and clam are old school. I have always enjoyed kitty myself.
Make’m purr
I think these two were pre-boomers, as by the time boomers were that age, it would have been in colour.
hair cake day
I mean what are you supposed to do? Its either that or getting lobotomized.
She’s hysterical, I say!
-He said
Isn’t that Lloyd Bridges?
He picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
“By this time, your lungs are probably aching for air!”
Like a menthol KOOL ™️
That’s a humdinger!
Is that picture AI generated?
It’s from a piece of technology called film.
Google Lens says it’s from The Limping Man.
It may not be, I tried reverse searching it but got 5+ separate movies where the actor and actress look damn near identical
I hope so
If it isn’t, then it’s upscaled (which is the same thing)
Very much not the same thing…
Oh no! It’s a generated image that uses the original as a prompt instead of text. ItS sO dIfFeReNt
Cringe
Swell piece of French art.
