I thought you said: no strings attached?
When you wear something to look more naked than being naked
Shoes, socks, and nothing else
Black shoes, black socks.
Black hat. Cadillac. Yeah, the boys a time bomb.
Dress shoes, no less. Ideally those penny loafers with the tassels.
Or just a t-shirt and flip-flops.
winnie the pooh style
Oh bother.
Put a jockstrap on that and I’ve seen it in a locker room porno
Everyone: How do you use it?
Me: I use one rope to make the triangle around my shaft then to my thighs. Afterwards, I use the high point for support and tie my balls off so thet float.
How it looks!
Tie one to the end of my penis and attach it to one tied around my head above the chin. That way when i look around and talk to people it looks like my penis is following the conversation.
Enough Internet for today
Uh, what do I do if my penis detaches
🎵 I whip my hair back and forth
Hovering thing that orbits your head. Or if its really long; dick halo.
An outfit made of tiles? In this economy?
They want an outfit that floors you.
What can I say? My kids may be adults now, but I’ll always be a dad.
I see no UV paint, glow sticks or glitter so this can’t be from the 90s
This is all American rave stuff, around here it’s just black, black and more black.
Those are accessories/makeup so are counted separately
Ahhhhh that explains it
Wow. Last rave I was at had a guy in chainmail.
Is she dressing for -30°C?!?!?! Why is she wearing so many layers?!?!?!?!
Pictured are both options she was choosing between.
It’s this a thing?
Are women usually scantily-clad at raves?Do I need to go to more raves?Absolutely
Maybe not quite this bare but yes
So much so now that older, jaded ravers complain about it.
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dude question, wouldn’t the string getting into the secret valley be uncomfortable?
It’s not really a secret.
I have balls, I have no idea how a string like that interacts with a vagina. If it isn’t a secret, someone please tell me
very uncomfortable, vagina and scrotum.
You misspelled comfortable.
Make sure they match your dates shoestrings. In case his shoes fall off.
Pics or it didn’t happen!
I’m all for this kind of frugality
Floss for mental undressing.
Is that what they mean by Mental Floss?
Glad I didn’t have to explain it.
Is this 1996?
What happened to that ‘fingerbra challenge’ tiktok and the like used to do?
