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Psychosis?
Bro stopped using his brain and a little brain work started squatting. Instead of getting kicked out he just asks the little brain worm things and it whispers in his ear. He calls the worm ChatGPT even though his name is Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th, he thought it would be fine with his host giving him a nick name, even if it was super stupid.
I tried this but my brain only responds “please update your payment on file to continue your subscription”.
WWCD
10/10 shitpost
We laugh, but the concept of independent thought is a relatively new one in human history. Until just a few hundred years ago, humans generally attributed the thoughts in their own heads to the Gods. If you had a problem, and conceived a solution, God provided that solution, you didn’t think of it yourself.
I’m sorry but there’s just no fucking way this is true
There’s bi-cameral mind theory, but it’s all very much speculative. I saw a well amde video on that topic, but it’s very hard to believe it to be true!
Is it alright for this video to be shared??
I mean, how is that fundamentally different from a deterministic universe? No one can disprove the thoughts in our heads come from a giant rube goldberg machine.
Honestly, a giant Rube Goldberg machine is a way better explanation for our thoughts than Gods
People without internal monologues asking got what an internal monologue is 🫨
Is this that brain implant from Musk-melon’s experimental company? Imagine the profit margins if AI could bill your brain for every thought! It’s staggering!
OP found their inner voice and equates it to a random text generator.
He’s our first cyborg. Show some respect.
Oh no, OP is getting sentient! Nah, probably just the appearance of it.
10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.
It’s genuinely sad how many people can’t recognise the satire
I think that’s a very bad sign
Satire or not, the guy is describing a possible future of shit where I hope not to be there.
As it turns out, human heads contain an arrangement of cells that functions almost like the neural networks of machine learning.
But now the interesting part is: the more you use ChatGPT, the better their - and the worse your neural network becomes
Or, in another way, you kearn to dissociate the “asking” from the “thinking”, and free up some part of your brain to do thinking independently.
In short, a dissociative personality disorder?
Maybe we can rearrange them to get closer to chatgpt functionality…
There’s a reason the show are you smarter than a 5th grader exists.
Just stick a USB-C cable in your ear to download a bunch of datasets for finetuning your brain! (/s, don’t do this)
Most people are already as smart as chatgpt so we don’t have to do much tbf
