- cross-posted to:
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- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev

Man, if I could download the experience of having eaten a pizza without actually having to digest it… I might.

You’re right. They couldn’t pay me to eat one.
I’m always curious about the dominos hate.
I get Domino’s from time to time. It’s the closest ‘fast food pizza’ to me (about 50m walk) and I don’t find it any better or worse than the other chain pizzas.
50m in another direction from me is wood fired Neapolitan pizza place that also makes decent pizza but it’s a different thing entirely for me. Sometimes I want one, sometimes the other.
I think it comes from their quality in the early 2000s. It was quite bad, but sometime in the 10s that changed their recipe. They’re now my favorite of the chain pizza restaurants.
Or maybe the European dominoes still sucks. I’ve only had the US
They’ve definitely tweaked the recipe over the years. They used to be soo bad. Now they’re alright, but they aren’t a good deal unless you use their app, so most of the time I just don’t bother.
At least here the website has a coupon section. Usually there’s a large 1 topping pick-up of $6.99 or $7.99
No need to download the app, but they do hide it a bit like all pizza places do
Their pizza is as “good” as a frozen grocery store pizza but often twice the price or more. You are always better off finding a local mom-and-pop.
I think it’s a regional thing, the ones near me are perfectly fine if a touch greasy
It’s very location-based for me. The dominos in my hometown is still good last time I checked. But the one near by me doesn’t give a shit about anything, and I can tell. Ordering from them is the on\y time I’ve ever opened up a freshly cooked pizza (still hot) and smelled rancid, rotting chicken. Absolutely fucking disgusting. So that location is burnt to me, until I see a sign about “new ownership/management”, but there are others I enjoy. It’s technically a franchise, but most locations are not owned by individuals but by a regional corporation, afaik.
edit And yes, it’s cheap-o greasy pizza, one ladder rung above lil ceasars (which is one rung above cardboard). But when I’m high as shit at midnight on a friday, it hits just right.
This is an ad.
A kind of based ad. Sadly.
if I must see an ad, I’ll take based over whatever shillslop they make otherwise. As few and far between I see any examples doing that
This is an actual facebook post by Domino’s
I thought we hated corporate marketing, now we’re doing their jobs for them?
We do, but its also a quality shitpost.

More a low effort dad joke than anything else

No, this is Patrick.
Would you mind providing a link?
Just added it to my comment above
Thanks
It’s funny but I remember when you could order a physical pizza in WoW.
I never believed they could improve on their pizza but I was wrong.
I mean UK likes bland food that tastes like sh**. Domino’s makes bland and sh**** food its like a match made in heaven or hell whichever one has bland food. \s
using the power of imagination

Its a joke now but just wait they’ll figure out a way to sell us the idea of pizzas one day
Yeah this is only a joke because it’s not something they can actually do
I can’t believe Hatsune Miku would do this
Baking pizza and roasting schmucks.
How does this company even exist in the UK?











