- cross-posted to:
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- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
CommitStrip | website
Transcript
7 panel comic
1: [2 guys, both in fur lined coats, one wearing a fur-lined hat, the other with crazy hair, sit in circular booth in a rundown bar. 2 empty shot glasses and a bottle are visible on the table.]
Hat: Stop it, you’re crazy! This isn’t you talking, it’s the vodka!
Hair: Leave it…
2: [The two men are sitting across from a third man in a similar fur-line coat and hat, but glasses and a beard. A laptop sits in front of the bearded man.]
Beard: It’s not a game for cowards…
3: [Hair pulls the laptop towards him. Hat looks worried]
Hair: Come on, gimme that and let’s get it over with!
4: [Hair has a crazy and excited look on his face]
Hair: Each one on his own prod server?
Beard: Each one on his own prod server.
5: [Close up of Hats finger clicking the touch pad]
6: [Close up of the sweat dripping down Hats face]
7: [A terminal is open on the laptop screen]
Laptop reads:
root@server:~# [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo “Lucky boy”;


Also, if you’re not willing to actually use it to restore from backup, it’s not a backup. I remember once I fucked up surgery on the prod db (we didn’t have a testing db…) and was like, ok well at least we can just try again.
Boss man was like “no! We can’t restore from backup, people will lose 1 hour of their work!!!” I spent 7 days writing a script to surgically fix my surgery instead. I had to fudge and guess some of the data but wcyd