I don’t think random men want to fuck whatever is in that pfp

As a dude I’m pretty okay with this. My brain still pumps out the happy chemicals when women talk to me. If they can benefit as well then it’s a win-win. It doesn’t really matter if they are going to fuck me or not. Although that would certainly be nice too.

I’ll be honest, I’ll listen to anything because I’m nosy as fuck

Call me “the boss’ ass” cause of how nosy I be

I’m like a fuckin’ truffle.

Supposedly, this is a lot of the job of prostitutes now.

Although strangely, the specific example I’m reminded of is Manny in Grim Fandango luring the security guard to a back room, only for her to want to give him her life story.

I’ll listen even if I don’t want to fuck you. I just like talking to people.

“Listen”

If simply listening provided real therapy, I have a couple of friends who would be the pinnacle of mental health.

I listen to everyone.

(I wanna fuck everyone)