I think this image sold me on the idea of getting bangs holy shit

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also shout-out to the best troll commenter I have seen in a while, this gave me a good laugh


the echo line really saved it

  • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
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    2 days ago

    If you need to just pound calories as per the “professional” doc’s advice of ‘skill issue. Just eat, what are you, suffering from a painful digestive issue or something smhmyhead’ I may have a solution

    DIY soylent; super simple thing, if you’ve got a decent blender and access to flour, honey, butter/oil that’s not canola or engine, and a health foods shop or pharmacy that sells supplements, you can pretty much make your entire day’s calories into a drink and any extra food you manage to eat is a bonus.

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        15 hours ago

        I know the feeling, unfortunately managed to trick my brain into a state of “don’t eat” until I started getting physically ill, but having something to just sip away at means you don’t overload your stomach and can trick your body into absorbing nutrients anyway.

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      btw this might not work for everyone. i for example can’t drink soy milk / certain soy products. some kind of allergy i think? anyways, fermented / cooked soy products are fine, so fried meat-replacement soy stuff is good and dark fermented soy sauce too.

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        1 day ago

        Luckily soylent that you make yourself doesn’t contain any actual soy, can’t speak for any of the store bought ones, but think its more of a brand name rather than being descriptive of the contents

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      2 days ago

      The canola or engine comment made me cackle first thing this morning. Thank you internet stranger