Super troopers car jacker voice: You boys like rabbit holes?!?
The Norm MacDonald method
“the light was on”
A wizard arrives exactly when he means to
My better 3/4 likes to ask me for info on random stuff. I like to ask if they want short or long answer.
Give me random info, make it long.
“take me on an adventure” usually gets the best responses
Will there be popcorn and/or other snackies?
Been doing this for most of my life, already.
That is one of my most used phrases. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve started telling someone something simple, 10 random side conversations later, maybe I’ll remember to get to the point. It’s there that I hit them with “short story long” and then finally wrap it up…
Well well well how the turntables
Yes thank you - I have a second grader.
Did my mother figure out what memes are and make this?
I told you that story so I could tell you this one…
Voice notes were a mistake.
Yeah I ain’t listening to that shit.
My friend regularly says then does just that
Reading the Malazan Books
Five books in you’re back where you began.
oh man, I read those. I think I got to book 8 (almost finished it) and called it quits. Erikson spends too much time later in the series on characters I could not give a shit about.
I love Tehol Bedic, Karsa, and all the other main characters. He later takes a hard left turn, and introduces some half-breed Tiste Andii, and prattles on about their bullshit for like 2 books.
I read the Wheel of time several times. I read long technical documents for work. And I couldn’t hack it. Mind you I was doing audio books format, but still. fack.
Canada huh? Almost made it…








