liquorice@lemmy.worldB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 21 hours agoGreece naming their AD system after a guy who is famous for having a weak point for projectiles and was killed by onelemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1215
arrow-up1215imageGreece naming their AD system after a guy who is famous for having a weak point for projectiles and was killed by onelemmy.worldliquorice@lemmy.worldB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 21 hours agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareNigelFrobisher@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up48·18 hours agoHis shield was really fancy, to be fair. The main lesson is that when you dip your baby in invincibility juice you need to swap the ankle you’re holding them by and dip again.
minus-squareSimulation6@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·13 hours agoWhy not dip your hand in the water also? What was the issue with doing that?
minus-squareGirl Named ZERO (she/her)@piefed.zeromedia.viplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 hours agoI think it was actually that you wouldn’t be harmed, but by being fully submerged, it would kill the person going in.
minus-squaremnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·12 hours agoYou still wouldn’t get the bits of ankle covered by the fingers
minus-squareBig_Boss_77@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 hours agoCould’ve just tossed his ass in, he’d be invincible, he’d manage…
minus-squarechonglibloodsport@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 hours agoOr just hold him upright and dip both his feet in the water first before flipping him upside down to flip again.
minus-squarestoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·16 hours agoEh, just wait for the hair to grow out, then hold the baby by the hair, dip it, then you shave the hair off. Boom, done.
minus-squarenullify3112@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 hours agoThey all lived on islands. Surely they had fishing nets close by? Put baby in a net, dip and strain like baby is some freshly cooked noodle.
minus-squareCouldbealeotard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·14 hours agoUnless your kid’s name is Samson
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·12 hours agoSure, just throw your baby in a bath of blood, what could go wrong?
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 hours agoBabies float and naturally hold their breath. Just grab them before they get upset and you’ll be fine.
minus-squareGargleBlaster@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·17 hours agoBut wouldn’t that double the invincibility and cancel out so you get a guy that can be harmed everywhere except the heel?
minus-squareCethin@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 hours agoOk, so you dip them, switch heels and dip again, then hold both and dip again. Then you get full coverage.
minus-squareGargleBlaster@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up9·16 hours agoOr just chuck them in completely
His shield was really fancy, to be fair. The main lesson is that when you dip your baby in invincibility juice you need to swap the ankle you’re holding them by and dip again.
Why not dip your hand in the water also? What was the issue with doing that?
I think it was actually that you wouldn’t be harmed, but by being fully submerged, it would kill the person going in.
You still wouldn’t get the bits of ankle covered by the fingers
Could’ve just tossed his ass in, he’d be invincible, he’d manage…
Or just hold him upright and dip both his feet in the water first before flipping him upside down to flip again.
Eh, just wait for the hair to grow out, then hold the baby by the hair, dip it, then you shave the hair off.
Boom, done.
They all lived on islands. Surely they had fishing nets close by? Put baby in a net, dip and strain like baby is some freshly cooked noodle.
Unless your kid’s name is Samson
Or just don’t… hold it?
Sure, just throw your baby in a bath of blood, what could go wrong?
Babies float and naturally hold their breath. Just grab them before they get upset and you’ll be fine.
But wouldn’t that double the invincibility and cancel out so you get a guy that can be harmed everywhere except the heel?
Ok, so you dip them, switch heels and dip again, then hold both and dip again. Then you get full coverage.
Or just chuck them in completely
Dammit.