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liquorice@lemmy.worldB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 21 hours ago

Greece naming their AD system after a guy who is famous for having a weak point for projectiles and was killed by one

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Greece naming their AD system after a guy who is famous for having a weak point for projectiles and was killed by one

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liquorice@lemmy.worldB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 21 hours ago
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  • lama@lemmy.world
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    If only there was already a Greek mythological shield which offered divine protection that they could have named this after…

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    Technically true: the success rate of hitting missiles with missiles will never be 100%. And even if the defender is successful he will have lost at least 2 missiles for each one incoming. Which is a win for the attacker.

    The name is quite fitting.

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      I’m starting a business selling cheap attack drone swarms. Think I’ll call it… Heel.

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        I’m pretty sure that market is already oversaturated

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    His shield was really fancy, to be fair. The main lesson is that when you dip your baby in invincibility juice you need to swap the ankle you’re holding them by and dip again.

    • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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      Why not dip your hand in the water also? What was the issue with doing that?

      • Girl Named ZERO (she/her)@piefed.zeromedia.vip
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        I think it was actually that you wouldn’t be harmed, but by being fully submerged, it would kill the person going in.

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        You still wouldn’t get the bits of ankle covered by the fingers

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          Could’ve just tossed his ass in, he’d be invincible, he’d manage…

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      Or just hold him upright and dip both his feet in the water first before flipping him upside down to flip again.

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      Eh, just wait for the hair to grow out, then hold the baby by the hair, dip it, then you shave the hair off.

      Boom, done.

      • nullify3112@lemmy.world
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        They all lived on islands. Surely they had fishing nets close by? Put baby in a net, dip and strain like baby is some freshly cooked noodle.

      • Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world
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        Unless your kid’s name is Samson

    • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
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      Or just don’t… hold it?

      • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Sure, just throw your baby in a bath of blood, what could go wrong?

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          Babies float and naturally hold their breath. Just grab them before they get upset and you’ll be fine.

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      But wouldn’t that double the invincibility and cancel out so you get a guy that can be harmed everywhere except the heel?

      • Cethin@lemmy.zip
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        Ok, so you dip them, switch heels and dip again, then hold both and dip again. Then you get full coverage.

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          Or just chuck them in completely

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        Dammit.

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    So… The heel is netanyahu’s mood on any given day? Yknow, killswitch and all that?

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    We saw that the Nazisraeli system can be overwhelmed by quantity- and guess who’s one of the foremost producers of drones in the region? Why it’s ole’ Türkiye, Greece’s archnemesis! Achilles Shield is right, lol

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      In case anyone thinks “archnemesis” is a hyperbole.

      EU warna Turkey after violating Greek airspace 141 times in one day.
      Article Link.

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        Considering Turkey carried out a genocide on the Greek people of Asia Minor I would hope nobody doubts that.

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    I thought Greece was broke as fuck. They’re buying missiles now?

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      I think you’ll find, much like dessert, there’s always room for war

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    Well, an almost invincible guy that had only this one weak spot…

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    No one tell them!

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