the future belongs to those who are fuckable
Well plenty of guys have fucked my butt but so far I haven’t got pregnant :(
Keep trying, I believe in you
Thanks for the motivation! I’ll keep going :3
well yeah but i suspect there’s more at work. it’s not just about pregnancy, it’s also about willingness to engage with other people
You may well have a point. Objects of desire garner the initial attention … after that, though, it’s down to what’s inside
You’re just not trying hard enough. Have you tried two at once?
In both ends at once yes (didn’t seem to have any effect), but not two in the same place. Is that the secret?
“Ya can’t fuck if ya dead.” – On the Origin of Species, Charles Darwin (abridged)
Welp, that explains my past and there goes my future.
*Reads this after fucking my ai sex doll high school teacher
oh no
