EfreetSK@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 8 hours agoFuture Problems [Ryan Rds.]64.media.tumblr.comimagemessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1562file-text
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minus-squarecall_me_xale@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up62·8 hours agoCharisma is selling a fruit salad with tomatoes as “salsa”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 minutes agoDude some of us like salsa
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 hours agoYou ever had peach salsa my dude? Or Chutney? The sky’s the limit.
minus-squareshutz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up25·8 hours agoConstitution is eating some after the opened container has been sitting in the fridge for over a month.
minus-squareCombatWombat@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·edit-28 hours agoDexterity is dodging when someone throws a tomato at you for telling an unfunny joke at open mic night (and also successfully weaving your tomato plant into a cage or trellis).
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 hours agoStrength is throwing a rotten tomato hard enough to explode on impact.
minus-squareZarobi@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 hours agoRule of cool is being able to hit the moon with a tomato on a natural 20
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Charisma is selling a fruit salad with tomatoes as “salsa”
Dude some of us like salsa
You ever had peach salsa my dude? Or Chutney? The sky’s the limit.
Mango salsa gets my vote
Constitution is eating some after the opened container has been sitting in the fridge for over a month.
Dexterity is dodging when someone throws a tomato at you for telling an unfunny joke at open mic night (and also successfully weaving your tomato plant into a cage or trellis).
Strength is throwing a rotten tomato hard enough to explode on impact.
Rule of cool is being able to hit the moon with a tomato on a natural 20
Or is that low Wisdom?