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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago

A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets

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A real, 100% unedited promotional picture from Kohler toilets

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amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago
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    I wouldn’t trust whatever is holding it to the wall long term.

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    • zarathustrad@lemmy.world
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      Looks like a job for Dickbutt.

      https://i.gifer.com/ZC9P.gif

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      I initially thought that was a picture, then realized they were flush buttons. Excellent design, 10/10, no notes

    • MushuChupacabra@piefed.world
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      If Kohler doesn’t have this as an option, they should.

  • yaroto98@lemmy.world
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    Why’s the TP holder pointing up?

    Also, is the TP just kinda floating there a little?

    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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      Solving the over/under debate

      • lost_faith@lemmy.ca
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        So… Left or Right?

        • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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          Widdershins, obviously.

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        10 hours ago

        Been doing exactly this for years because my cats like to unroll it.

      • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
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        This is the answer

    • hOrni@lemmy.world
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      12 hours ago

      Because AI confused a toilet roll holder with a wall mounted lamp and gave us something in-between.

    • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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      I’m on vacation in Switzerland right now and I’ve seen this in a bunch of people’s home bathrooms.

      Maybe because you’re less likely to accidentally whack the roll and knock it to the floor? 🤷‍♂️

      • yaroto98@lemmy.world
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        Does it unravel a little and brush against things?

        • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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          It actually doesn’t. They have this absurdly high quality toilet paper that’s about 1.5x longer than the squares I always see in Canada, and it’s got to be like quilted 3 ply. It unrolls reluctantly and I swear I hear an angel chorus every time I pull a sheet.

          • yaroto98@lemmy.world
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            Interesting. I usually go for the charmin strong, but even it, when I place it on my toilet paper holder which holds 5 rolls vertically like that. If the first glued on roll comes loose it’ll unravel annoyingly.

    • crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Must be cat owners.

      • [deleted]@piefed.world
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        A cat could easily pull it off a sideways roll.

    • deranger@sh.itjust.works
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      Obviously there’s a flared base

      • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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        fun

    • shweddy@lemmy.world
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      Big potato hypothesis this is in space

  • shweddy@lemmy.world
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    Thats a peanits

    • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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      https://youtube.com/watch?v=7_6oW55wT8c

  • Noxy@pawb.social
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    no bidet?? farce of a luxury vibe.

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    Looks like a pretty typical European toilet? What’s the problem?

    The large flush button looks like it got clipped on the left but that could be a weird artistic decision.

    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      I hate european toilets for this reason. If I cannot access the cistern due to a plumbing problem and have to literally rip apart panelling to diagnose any issue, then this toilet is anti-consumer

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        Maybe there’s a closet for it rather than it just being in the wall?

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          Yes, but where – in a different room or an outside panel even.

          Imagine needing to check the cistern and flush it - you have to run into the bathroom and out of it constantly to check

          • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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            Yeah, it could be a pain occasionally, though the amount of times I’ve opened it up to look in the past few years is few and the times I actually needed to get in there has been none so far here.

            Though there was one toilet at one place I lived that wouldn’t close that seal properly and would just keep running the water since it couldn’t fill the reservoir and it needed to be pushed down every flush. But it was a college age problem that would have been better solved by solving the issue instead of dealing with it for the years we were there.

            And on the pros side, less cleaning required, and what you need to clean is a simpler shape. Even better if that bathroom has a drain in the floor and the shower head can reach everywhere, though I doubt that’s the case with those floors.

    • [deleted]@piefed.world
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      The flush button looks like a penis.

      • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
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        Tap the tip for pee and the shaft for poo.

        • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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          I thought pee was stored in the balls not the tip?

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            Poo is definitely stored in the shaft though

          • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
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            Oh, then I don’t know. I’m not a doctor 🤷

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        Why the fuck does it look like that? Are they in the running for most confusing possible button design?

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    That wood floor is going to be gross in a few years.

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      It’s tile

      • rbos@lemmy.ca
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        Nice catch.

  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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    Wrong community, this should be in c/lemmyshitterpost

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    Press button for penis in ass

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    AI can’t see the problem with it

  • amniotic druid@lemmy.worldOP
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    https://www.kohler.com/en/products/toilets/shop-toilets/veil-wall-hung-compact-elongated-toilet-dual-flush-31539

    Btw

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      It sure is hung alright

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    Never seen competitive shitter? At least there’s no carpet

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