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xkcd bot@lemmy.worldB to xkcd@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago

xkcd #3284: Geology Building

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xkcd #3284: Geology Building

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The administration thinks it’s weird, but the geologists say it looks normal.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3284/

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    3 hours ago

  • topherclay@lemmy.world
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    The pun in the alt text has a chance of being too oblique for some people to catch.

  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    As a public university it is everyone’s fault.

    • Dejected Warp Core@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      That’s a gneiss pun.

  • celeste@kbin.earth
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    21 hours ago

    I would love to see a building like this in real life

    • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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      12 minutes ago

      I swear that one of the Ripley’s Believe It Or Not museums is like this.

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      We’ve got something in Wellington but I believe it’s just the outer wall

      • celeste@kbin.earth
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        11 hours ago

        What’s the building called? I’d love to see a picture of the weird looking wall.

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    “Free rein”.

    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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      “I rein in my horse because I reign in the saddle”

    • elephantium@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      Smh, no one understands the difference between a king’s time of ruling and the little ropes he uses to control his horse anymore.

      • Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz
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        8 hours ago

        Or free rain. English is such a wonderful language isn’t it.

        • elephantium@lemmy.world
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          6 hours ago

          Huh.

          I honestly don’t think I’ve ever read that particular phrase before. Free rain. It implies the existence of costly rain.

          I’m not sure how anyone would manage that, but it’s fun to ponder :D

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            all i can say is that my life is really strange

          • Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz
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            Sounds very cyberpunk.

            Did you think you can just look at the sky, feel the wind on your hair, or experience the rain on your face? Open up that wallet, because none of that is free, especially the rain. Maximum capitalism…

            • elephantium@lemmy.world
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              Ha, I was half expecting your post to start quoting Roy Batty!

        • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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          If you’re worried about homophones, don’t study Japanese

          • Dejected Warp Core@lemmy.world
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            Obligatory RRJ link. Warning: if you know any Japanese this might undo a lot of it.

          • Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz
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            Some times I wonder if some cosmic aliens had a debate about how many collisions one language can have. One of them probably said: “Hold my beer. Give me a planet and 10 million years. I’ll prove you wrong.”

            All that stuff about pyramids being built by aliens was probably just that one alien trying to win a bet by messing around with earth. Maybe Japanese was the end result of that bet.

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        So you’re saying people confuse his kingdom for a horse?

        • elephantium@lemmy.world
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          14 hours ago

          Neigh!

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    https://youtu.be/tfCrd0ArwG8

    I can’t believe I was the first to think of this.

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    gneiss

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    Maybe they don’t give a schist

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    I hope this pattern flows into the interior design.

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    Needs an uncomfortably between floors. And I’d love to see a good xenolith in the walls

    • Dejected Warp Core@lemmy.world
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      I didn’t even think of the inside of the building. Every single last trade on that jobsite would be cursing the architect’s name.

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        It might be easier to just finish the building, hire some drunk business men to haphazardly knock it down then rebuild on top of the ruins

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      My main university building is essentially made up of seven eight nine different buildings built in different times with different architectures all joined together in a circle. Whenever you move from one part to another, all the floors shift around and you have to take a few steps up or down (or take a tiny elevator that moves you less than 2 meters).

      Edit: I lost count. It’s a lot and the borders between them are sometimes fuzzy, sometimes abrupt.

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        That’s pretty cool! It feels very geology adjacent, I hope they left the walls exposed so you can see the differences

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        It was torn down years ago, but back in the day Manhattan department store S. Klein’s was built that way. They brought all the buildings on one block, tore down all the non-essential walls on the first floor, and threw up a façade to make it look like one big building. Prices were low, but if you went to the third floor for toys you had to go back to the first floor to get to the third floor cookware section.

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    Just wait until someone remembers what breccia looks like.

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