To get the best flavor you need to let it breathe.
You just keep reusing the same hotdog water
New Yorkers call this master stock.
Nothing beats Hog Water
Left the lemon logo?
Man, photoshoppers gonna lose it to AI slop at this rate, this low effort 😉
Don’t forget your hotdog swizzle stick… It just barely fits in the hole.
Just wait til u try mikes hard juice that leaks out when you cut open a package of ham
Where’s the chocolate starfish?
Should be with the hot-dog flavoured water.
I tried to get a biscuit but it was flopping around like it was limp…
Damn, I hate it when you get a limp bizkit.
Edit: sorry typos, meant “biscuit”.
I do not like this. Please remove it from the Internet. :(
They had the brand name “Glizz” right there for the taking…
Mike’s hard
Mike’s hard hotdog
Juice
Fred Durst is gonna sue over copywriter infringement…
