Tommy Siegel | Bluesky
Transcript
Single panel comic
Illustration of a highway with 3 billboards for fast food chains. A bridge is visible in the background, as are power lines running along side of the service road.
Each billboard has a chain logo, with secondary text below.
Wendy’s
- Your fifth favorite burger is now an app
McDonald’s
- Will you give us your data for food?
Burger King
- Guess what: No app? No food


After I got kids it all makes sense to me. I.fucking.love.McD.
A happy meal with nuggets, let them tire them selves out in the play area.
I can sit there drinking one black coffee. Tried a chicken wrap and my god it was awfull. Way to expensive (even for Norway). Hoped for some saldad, tomato and a little chicken. Nope. Some shredded green stuff with some chicken and the awefull cheese square that for some reason was stuck outside the wrap to the cardboard, the most high quality item in the meal tbh.
Freshly brewed drip coffee was nice.
Ok, that’s fair. McDonald’s coffee is readily available and much better than Starbucks plain coffee. Generally safer than gas station coffee.
They use the coffee bean supplier that Tim Horton’s used to until Timmy Ho’s cheaped out.
Their coffee is so disgusting in the usa. They have nothing on Starbucks.
Starbucks usually tastes like someone scraped the char of a heavily used grill and used the particulates as coffee grounds.
Their coffee has to taste like that to cut through all the whipped cream, chocolate and caramel.
I’m talking the plain, standard cup of coffee.