• KoboldCoterie@pawb.socialEnglish
    7·
    5 hours ago

    My mother told me Santa wasn’t real when I was fairly young, and then told me not to tell the other kids. I, being a little know-it-all, of course told the other kids and my mom got a few angry calls from other parents.

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
      3·
      4 hours ago

      my mom has been our santa since i was 10, so believing santa is real was really never on the cards

      “huh weird, mom went out to get the newspaper at 20:30 on christmas eve, then santa barges in looking suspiciously slim and feminine”

      • BlaestEgnen@feddit.dkEnglish
        3·
        4 hours ago

        I recall having Christmas together with some cousins that’s 10+ younger than me, the oldest was like 6 at time and I was tasked to be Santa.

        That little dipshit just looked me straight into the eyes, in full Santa outfit, and yells. That’s COUSIN in front of everyone.

        Thanks mate, but maybe 2 year old lil sis would prefer if you don’t