First off, fake.
Second, gay.
Third, yes stay the house-partner anon, sounds like you guys have a good thing going. Idiot.
cooking isn’t feminine; it’s like basic self-care. every man should cook.
i don’t care if this is a joke. it’s fun to fuck with people on social media but at least show some class and promote healthy attitudes.
Nothing is sexier than an adult who can take care of them self. It’s a low bar however it’s damn good standard.
I don’t know, if it were only up to me and my male friends we would be grilling every day.
as a guy who can cook and clean but enjoys neither, I do wish I had a healthier approach to both
cooking isn’t necessary for self-care, but preparing food is. not all food has to be heated to 100°C intermittently. just saying
This is cringe levels of pedantic.
Anon has a fantasy.
Anon asks the internet if they’re allowed to consent to a dynamic that works for them
Anon didn’t start the greentext with specifying how super straight he is, immersion ruined.
Anon could be a girl, I don’t think they specified their gender. I mean, if this wasn’t fake and gay, it would be weird for a small girl to get a giant man as a roommate anyways but y’know could happen.
Self described as beta, I don’t think I’ve ever heard beta used for a woman.
As a woman I can confirm that all women identify as omicrons in terms of greek alphabet affiliation.
I’m a nu
Nice try dude, but everyone knows there are no women on the internet.
ik what they should do next: get forcefemmed
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
Real and heterosexual
op is not woman
This is somehow the least gay thing to come from 4chan
Yeah, its the repression that makes the other ones more gay
Are they just openly gay now? Is that the new thing?
Anon is strong enough to do household chores but not work.
So am I!
I can do housework and even some major projects now and then, and it makes me hurt, sometimes to the point I can’t get out of bed, so then I don’t do more work for a few days, until it feels better, rinse and repeat. Amazing!
Jobs with any sort of physical component just constantly aggravate those pains, day after day, until I break down completely. Super fun stuff! Even sitting at a screen all day aggravates the upper back problems after a couple months! No ergonomics or physical therapy have fixed that, yet. If I could find a fully remote job that would probably work for a while, but those are hard to land. So here we are.
Chronic pain is no joke. Stay strong
The great part about doing household work is that you can stop and take a break whenever you need without drawing the ire of your employer
You can even just not do anything for a couple of days if you feel unwell!
in 2026, doing household chores is barely any work. source: do it myself daily/weekly
Judge Judy vibes.
No idea what that means.
nvm
