cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/51215071
As a succubus, I approve this statement https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/125369276
I would punch Hitler every day of his life in reverse order from the day of his death up until I’m booting his dad in the balls.

*shark
*specifically not a shark
Are you sure you’re just not going to eat him? Like, I dunno, a shark?
You’re being a shark racist. I refuse to validate your bigotry with any further discussion.
Good day.

What the fuck is wrong with her
Nothing? She’s perfectly fine
How do I find a lady like Mimi
You might try the psych ward
If you find out please tell me
Add me to the list.
The Mongols did it first. Or at least it had some importance to them. When they invaded China, instead of carrying their food around, they decided to let themselves carry by their food. It made them faster than their opponents.
I’m sure some brought male horses, too. But it didn’t catch on, I guess.
Male cow
I call this bull.






