I don’t consider a test writer being an insufferable pedantic asshole to be any kind of reflection of my own abilities.
“Oh, you didn’t consciously turn off 3.5 billion years of evolved pattern recognition that functions correctly 99.9% of the time for the purpose of getting my disingenuous gotcha question right, on a rigidly timed test designed to put you under intense time pressure? lol”
I’ll tell you where you can stick your test.
My brain is so good at detecting patterns that I realize that I shouldn’t even engage with this
I actually read waterlemons right, but I read the second line wrong.
I read it as “I hate waterlemons”
No idea why
Well do you?
Maybe we should build better exams
Whoa whoa, and lose the ability to mock students? Let’s not be so hasty now!
Nice try pointing out my cognitive biases, but they also protect me from changing my mind based on the evidence
Welcome to dyslexia!
You mean lysdexia???
Dyslexics of the world untie!
I have lixdyxia ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This level of pedantry is not good to foster unless you want all of your words, systems, and rules questioned.
Fuck. You’re right.
Burned once in primary school by this trick. Never again. Fuck you teachers for doing dumb shit like this.
This is too accurate, I have failed exams by missreading the question
