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  • The_v@lemmy.world
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    German humor is usually not funny and a bit mean.

    The Dutch have compensated for their neighbors with an over-developed sense of humor.

  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    I quite enjoy Henning When, especially when he appears on typically British things like (cats) Countdown or radio 4 shows like Just a Minute and I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Germany has some of the best wordplay. Puns aplenty over there.

  • Kushan@lemmy.world
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    Hey now, the Germans take humour very seriously! It’s no laughing matter.

  • Archimedes@sh.itjust.works
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    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    WE ARE ZE ONES WHO ASK ZE QVESTIONS!

  • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
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    People who genuinely think Germans cannot be funny should check out Otto Waalkes.

    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      Worst possible example. He is awful

      • Waterpumpee@lemmus.org
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        unless you are 8 yrs old

  • arotrios@lemmy.world
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    Another German banger I heard awhile ago:

    “Ask me if I’m a schoolbus.”

    “Are you a schoolbus?”

    “No.”

    • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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      So German humor is anti-meme?

  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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    I read that as it was gay (as in happy) until they walked in.

    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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      Thank you. I’d have spent ages thinking about how that could possibly be funny.

  • NoPanko@feddit.uk
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    I’ve met many funny germans, and then 1 german guy who so perfectly fits the stereotype that I almost think its a bit in its own right.

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I think this forklift training video is pretty funny

    https://youtu.be/ja7ap6AEuYU

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      Not Safe For Mental Health.

  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    I’ve heard it claimed German humour differs from English humour due to the grammar of the German language making it harder to hide the punchline, and so largely eliminating a lot of wordplay. The humour that remains is either cerebral (conceptual satire and such) or lowbrow slapstick.

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      Native speaker of German here and I am not sure about that. German tends to put verbs in the end in a lot of sentences, but apart from that, it’s mostly possible to use English-like word orders in German too; I don’t think the difference is significant enough that it would change the entire style of humor.

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    I think most English and Americans would be surprised to learn that large parts of Europe view Germans as uncultured and a bit trash. They dress poorly, can’t cook and would sell their mother for some quick cash. Austrians are just Germans except fatter and with a diaper fetish.

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      Detected the French dude

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      I can’t confirm any of that except the cooking part. There’s a German restaurant near us, and the entire menu is various forms of Wurst - sausages. Apparently, their entire culinary range consists of hot dogs.

    • Rumo161@feddit.org
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      I have never heard those stereotypes about germany anywhere. Its a ragebait post so im not supprised.

    • daggermoon@piefed.world
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      I’m curious about that last part. Please elaborate.

    • edinbruh@feddit.it
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      Name something more German than wearing socks with Birkenstocks

      • thousandyardstare@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Germany

      • rbos@lemmy.ca
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        Ive tried that, i find the socks make them too likely to slip when I walk. Don’t understand it.

      • Rumo161@feddit.org
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        Which is a style again.

    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
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      can’t cook

      Bavaria would like a word.

      If anybody in Europe can’t cook, it’s the Poles.

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        Been living in Bavaria for 2 years.

        Bavarians can’t cook.

        • banause@feddit.org
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          Wow, clearly someone who has never eaten Saure Zipfl, Saukopf or Presssack.

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          My trouble with Bavarian food is the flavor is entirely in the “savory” section. Would you like some buttered noodles? How about just a chicken that’s been wonderfully cooked but unspiced? A friend referred to it as the kid’s meal section at restaurants.

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        Anywhere north of the Alps, cuisine had to function as a means of enduring the long, cold winter. Hence a lot of it is hearty stodge, without the joie de vivre one finds closer to the Mediterranean.

        If Bavaria is any better, its proximity to Italy may be of credit.

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        If anybody in Europe can’t cook, it’s the Poles.

        That’s a wild-ass take about the people who gave us pierogi and kielbasa. Bigos and golabki are pretty awesome too.

        I mostly heard negative opinions about Dutch cuisine. Despite the popularity of stroopwafel lol

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          That’s a wild-ass take about the people who gave us pierogi and kielbasa. Bigos and golabki are pretty awesome too.

          Is that supposed to be food?

          And have you all forgot the British exist?

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            Is that supposed to be food?

            I wonder what your definition of food is if these don’t fit it.

            And have you all forgot the British exist?

            The comment that started this discussion specifically mentions their assumed perspective.

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              I wonder what your definition of food is if these don’t fit it.

              The point is that the words just sound like non-sense to anyone outside Poland.

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                Oh! I thought pierogi and kielbasa were better known internationally given their popularity in New York. Anyway, I’d recommend them!

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          I’ve had very good food in NL but it’s pretty expensive compared with Germany

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    What are we doing here? Is country bashing funny again?

    • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      In western and central Europe, country bashing your neighbours never stopped being funny.

    • remon@ani.social
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      Was it ever not fun?

    • Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml
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      Lighten up a little

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    Wolfcastle - that's the joke

    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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      MAYBE YOU ARE ALL HOMOSEXUALS!

  • SpamTabulosa@feddit.uk
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    Obligatory r/germanhumour

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      It exists on !germanhumor@discuss.tchncs.de in all its glory too!

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        Not so glorious…

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