This sounds like something out of a Philomena Cunk interview.
They would have more practical value.
They didn’t understand Bitcoin either until it was too late and they’d missed the ground floor of a rocketship. The people who catch the vision early are the ones who make the money. You’re an utter fool if you’re not buying as many fruit cups as you can get your hands on. Borrow money if you have to. Don’t miss out again!
Wait. Guys! You know what season is coming up? Halloween. And what does everyone buy during Halloween time? Candy and pumpkins. Those two things are about to blow up huge! Cash out your retirement fund to buy candy and pumpkin futures and you’ll be set for life!
Fruitcups go bad over time and are heavy to carry.
I suggest we use the bowls from Del Monte fruit cups as a form of scrip, redeemable for a full fruit cup at the Del Monte factory.
Infinite fruit cup glitch
This message was brought to you by Del Monte: what’s in YOUR cup?
I replaced my NFTs with Jello and made a tasty profit.
Non Fruit Tokens
Not a picture of a fruit bowl, also not a picture of a Bitcoin.
Is it a cup of BEANS?
Yep those are fakes. The real ones look like this.
I mean, I’d sooner work for fruit cups than Bitcoin.
Unlikely. Fruit bowls have actual utility.
That is not a picture of fruit bowl.
I will gladly make one fruit bowl for one bitcoin, so I guess yes?
It’s a very clear question, what’s there to not understand.
You’re our “top economists?” This explains a LOT!
“Top” economists: Bailouts are fine, actually.
The chances are low, but not zero.
“Which word is confusing you, Brainstein?”










