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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago

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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • solrize@lemmy.ml
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    I had to look it up, DLC is downloadable content.

    • Blibly@lemmy.world
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      Big if true

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        Picture of a computer monitor showing a text editor with the code "if true {}". The font size is so big the code takes most of the width of the monitor.

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          come the fuck on

          string bigIfTrue(Boolean size)
          {
              string toAssign = '';
              if (size == true)
              {
                  toAssign = 'big';
              }
              else
              {
                  toAssign = 'small';
              }
              return toAssign;
          }
          
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            true ? 'big' : '';
            
            • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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              My beloved

          • bstix@feddit.dk
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            Bloat. Nobody asked for else.

            • mcv@lemmy.zip
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              Or assignment. Just return.

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            Where’s your interface and factory?

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              This actually gets loaded as a WASM module by a server less API service when a user ask if true return big

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              hey, this is for fun and pseudocode.

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                • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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                  Saved

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            String bigIfTrue(Boolean size)
            {
                if (size == true){ return "big" }
                return "small";
            }
            
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            So very wrong.

            “big” != “Big”

            • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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              shit time to git commit sudoku

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                Syntactically correct - the best kind of correct!!

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          That is indeed a big one!

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      https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ten_thousand_2x.png

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