Thanks, I really needed a laugh
Thanks. I never needed to see Simon Cowell’s murderin’ face but I guess I’ve seen it now. That’s cool.
Me, looking at Simon’s teeth:
it can reflect gamma rays now.
Protip…cast iron pan + chain mail sponge.
No need to crusade your pan.
Some celebrities I just knew in advance were not going to embrace age as they get older and were going to fuck themselves up.
He was one of them.
i wonder if did botox, most of those people do. and they have to do more since botox atrophies the fine muscles on the face overtime due to it being paralyzed. yet kaitlyn olsen and rob mac both had alot done, they became unrecognizable, and they are as vain(personality wise) now as they look.
Keep two sponges at a time. The older one, use for nasty pans that would ruin your good sponge. When that one gets too nasty to use anymore for even that, throw it away. Your nicer sponge becomes your old sponge, and you get out a new sponge to be your nice sponge.
it’s interesting how a face that i used to associate with assholes apparently became a person whose face makes me think he has an asshole like the face that started it all
Are these both Simon Cowell?
I’m not good with faces…especially celebrities, and never watched his shows…but he’s hard to avoid.
Anyways, when did he have a traumatic brain injury? Them eyes ain’t right.
Botox, late 2025.
Does botox make your eyes point in different directions?
It can make it appear that way due to asymmetric injections, a bad injector
Prosopagnosia?
Not good with faces, especially celebrities? But you know the name without even looking “his” show? I think you are fine. I can’t even think about ever having seen this face while I am not on the bad end of that spectrum.
It’s hard to come back from bad cosmetic surgery. I didn’t recognize this asshole the first time I saw him like this.
I’m always reminded of how Jennifer Grey ruined her career by getting a nose job.
“He briefly considered cryonics”
We are legion. We are Bob.
GOOD LORD.
I’d be throwing that sponge out, especially with teeth that unnaturally white.
Get thee a kitchen scraper, helps get a lot of gunk off without using the sponge or your fingernails.
“there’s beauty somewhere in this endless voyage of mutilation. I know I’ll find it and be the first person who stayed beautiful forever”
Is this from something? It’s quite a good quote.
Those veneers are crazy lmaooo
Weird ass motherfukers
