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Comic in 4 Panels
Panel 1: A young bright-eyed man stands in front of a house.
Grandpa: I’m going to buy a house!
Panel 2: The young man is now old and bespectacled. He’s telling this story to his grandson, who is listening politely.
Grandpa: …and that was how I bought my house when I was 23!
Panel 3: Grandpa’s story turns into a yelling rant
Grandpa: I WORKED AT THE DRIVE-IN ALL SUMMER FOR THAT HOUSE!! NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE!
Panel 4: Grandpa watches as his grandson unplugs a cord from the wall with a * POP *
Grandpa: …why are you unplugging my lamp?
Grandson: I’m just practicing
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Zach M. Stafford


My father, pretty fresh out of Viet Nam and only a couple years in the Chicago Fire Department was able to get a mortgage for a cute house on the outskirts of town.
Unfortunately for me, now that it is time to pry my aging mom from the property it has been largely unimproved and we’ll be lucky to get 300k for it. That’s still twice what they paid for it, ultimately.
I could have taken it over like my dad did his mother’s house, but there’s no way I’m rotting out where I grew up. I like culture too much.
Edit: It was probably 50k when they signed the mortgage, but ended up paying for it 3+times. She’s lived there almost 50 years and still doesn’t own it.
:To Add: My father had an entry level blue collar job for the late 70s-80s, minor promotion in the 90s, was able to support a family of four and a shadow family of three in the 90s-00’s when he got bored of us.