• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    personally when I trap women in my basement to butcher, I want them to fight it. I mean that with all sincerity. I spent the last ten years building this murder hut into the side of a mountain so nobody can hear you scream, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t scream.

    I mean come on, look at all the effort I had to go through to make this dream a reality! the least a woman could do is play along with it.

    but no. modern women just crawl into one of the roach infested corners and sob quietly as I peel their sorority sisters face off. such a fucking insult! sure Barbara, you can write a flame review for your pumpkin spiced latte with a turd in it, but you won’t give my efforts the time of day?!

    you know, this is probably why I kill them. not because I want to, but because if I didn’t skin them alive they would just think less of me as a man.

    fucking women, am I right guys?

    • pulsewidth@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      This satire is too close to what too many redpilled losers believe for me to enjoy it. I appreciate the quality effort though.