I still say Randolph Mantooth is the most masculine name.
Reminded me of this oldie but goldie list
Dick Pound!
Drano Battery is good enough.
BLAST HARDCHEESE!
Buff Drinklots
Slab Squatthrust
Stump Chunkman
Big McLarge Huge
Bob JohnsonBig McLargehuge might be my favorite.
He has an account here on Lemmy somewhere.
I am Bus, and this is my son, Bussy.
GROND!
BORT will always be a classic.
Rubella is very popular in 2026.
Glute Honk
Or, as I call it, sexual harassment
Or battery, perchance?
Glute
“My name is Gluteous Maximus, commander of the Asses of the North, General of the Sphincter Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Analius.”
Asses of the North
You mean the right wing demagogues on the ascendancy in Nordic countries including my native Denmark?
“He has a wife, you know…”
Beer
Fight
Truck
Boulder
Gun
These are Dave Ryder adjacent.
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Blast Crunchmeat
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Squat Hardthrust
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Beef Bulkhead
etc
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Urethra Franklin
Hoof
H A M
B A T T E R Y
correct
horseham battery stapleIs that something used to power a ham? Or a battery made of pork?
Or is it a crime against pigs?
Ham batteries or for ham radios.
Well, eating ham gives us energy, so logically they are batteries made of pork.
Yes.
Ham is actually a veritable biblical name (as in Ham, Shem and Japhet), and was more common in puritanical times. A chimpanzee sent into space by NASA was named Ham, probably after the scriptural figure rather than importentiously the meat.
Bad portents to name science monkey after lunch meat?!?!
