Selling toys.
“All the money is in the action figures” -GL
It’s about family.
No, thats Fast and the Furious. It’s about an ogre who has to save the princess
No, that’s Shrek. It’s about a brother and sister having to save their parents, who they’ve just learned are ex-spies.
No, that’s Spy Kids. It’s about a teen that hangs out with a crazy scientists that have wacky time traveling adventures.
No, that’s Back to the Future. It’s about a gang of young boys on BMX bikes that have to find hidden treasure to save the community.
Vin Diesel crashes through the green screen
FAMILY
Planetary peace, ironically.
Is that why it’s called star wars, since planets aren’t stars? Thus war has been relocated for the safety of the populace?
🤔
What is war, but the quest for peace (on my terms)?
I think the Quest for Peace is when Superman throws all the nukes in to the Sun?
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wider EU
Intergalactic European Union?
/j
The Vietnam War
I don’t think Star Wars is about a girl who fucking knows
Oh? Princess Leia would like a word… now.
Post title sounds like the tagline for the next Spaceballs.
Originally, it was about the Vietnam war
Now, it’s about making a fuckton of moneyGirl who knows what though?
That she’s a girl!

It’s about drive.
It’s about hunger.
We stay hungry.
We eat chicken nuggets.











