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I don’t see the issue. Did they not read the ingredients before ordering? The base looks like avocado, and the topping ham and some kind of cream cheese. Sounds like a good combination. The dough looks pretty good too, and they arranged the toppings instead of throwing them over randomly.
Sure, there is no tomato or mozzarella so you could say it’s more of a focaccia than a pizza if you want to be pedantic, but you ordered that yourself… it’s like ordering pineapple pizza and then complaining they put pineapple on your pizza…
Edit: some comments say the base looks like pistacchio cream. I think it doesn’t look like that at all, but it does look like there’s some nuts sprinkled over.
and they arranged the toppings instead of throwing them over randomly.
Is that a plus? It looks like they are offloading work to the end user. I don’t want a bite of nothing but cold cut.
It looks like green apples to me.
Looks like thinly sliced zucchini to me
Looks like courgette to me.
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That’s where the foreskins go…
It is worth it?
That eye hole guy from Rick and Morty would kick my ass if I ate that
Mmmm prolapserhita
Everything reminds me of OP’s mom…
The pizzussy
Yes, orifice joke, but is that ham cooked? Cause it looks like it wasn’t added until after the rest was cooked
Mortadella, it’s pre cooked.
That looks like mortadella to me and you shouldn’t put it in the oven because it would dry out!
I’ve put chopped mortadella on pizza before cooking, it gets a little crusty, it’s good.
Well of course, if you want it crunchy it’s ok. it changes the flavour, so I’d say usually you don’t cook it. The same goes for prosciutto crudo and speck and stuff like that (otherwise they become very salty as they lose water). As always, there are many exceptions in cooking!
No no no. These hams don’t look like little buttholes at all!
Don’t stick your dick in that.
Wait that it cools down
I didn’t want to but they took it anyway. Now I’m in this post and I don’t like it.
Sorry I already finished.
Horsepussy ass pizza
Might be the pistachio cream variant. Sounds tasty.
I don’t like artichokes so I wouldn’t.
I mean look up what you order before you order it.
That said i would never order this, avacado base doesn’t feel like a pizza i’d ever want.
I remember ordering an exotic sounding seafood pizza and it was topped with fish heads.
That sounds amazing. If you like fish. Nobody is gonna go to the trouble of creating a vile dish if it doesn’t taste good.
But how would you even eat it? Aren’t fish heads full of bones?
Flavor oozes out of them during cooking and you can have cheek meat. If it’s small fish you could just eat it too. That’s a bit gnarly though. E.g. Sprotten are eaten that way, innards and all. Somewhat disgusting. And tasty.
Right, I’m aware of people enjoying the eyeballs and what not… But what about bones?
Am I just mistaken, and fish heads actually don’t have many bones in them?
You can just eat the bones of small fish, heads included. A lot of cultures do. They are soft if they’re canned /cooked. Still crunch but not horribly, and the whole thing tastes good together.
Isn’t it a choking hazard?
Fish bones are pretty tiny, if you eat fish even semi-regularly, you’ve probably eaten hundreds of bones without even noticing.
I think cooking fish ruins it, and I don’t think there are bones in my sushi so probably not
Good chance the people eating fish heads are cooking them
Small fish goes chomp chomp. I am no expert on eating fish heads.
Stargazey pie is similar
