A man holding a red solo cup says to another, "I’ve been eating the horse food, drinking the horse juice, and washing with horse SOAP
He continues “the elite don’t want you to take the horse pill so they get all this cheap horse stuff to themselves”
A woman crawls out on all 4 limbs, haggard and desperate, grabbing toward the first man’s arms. “You got to help me” she says. “He cums like a horse now, he’s powerwashing my cervix every 4 hours.”
He turns toward her and demands “Get back on the breeding phantom right now.”
God, if that was real I’d be the main consumer of horse products~ :3
Mane and Tail actually pretty legit shampoo and conditioner
Yep. Very gentle (nobody wants to get kicked by a horse with soap in its eyes), very effective (horse owners want that glossy mane look), and no stupid bullshit (they don’t bother with adding 14 fragrances, 5 artificial colors, and 3 types of tropical fruit extract).
Wait 'till you try Bag Balm for chapped lips in winter. That cow udder grease is bomb.
The rich don’t want you to take the cow pill so they get all that cheap cow stuff to themselves
you got to help me. His lips are so supple and plump now. He’s been maxxsmooching my pretty mouth for hours.
We still prefer so many “livestock” products from when we had horses. You can keep your Bengay, it doesn’t hold a candle to Absorbine liniment.
