It’s almost there, so I couldn’t stop myself from making this.
This one is big. It needs bulls, just like your parents’ marriage:
Be careful and don’t dig yourself into a hole.
I guess there’s a lot buried here, so let’s start digging.
Truly earth moving.
More hoes please
I was thinking it needed more excavators but I just changed my mind
This dad joke is just “burying the lead.”
There’s also a new broom that everybody’s talking about. It’s sweeping the nation
What’s that thing on the right below the trowel?
It’s a post hole digger. They’re not fun to use
Depends on the soil tbh. Soft clay? Amazing. Rocky, dry limestone and shale? Nightmare fuel. I still dream sometimes about setting posts under the blazing sun.
I’m in New England, it’s all bank run gravel here.
Fucking word
Oh you haven’t heard?
For digging fence post holes
“Post-holer for digging holes… for posts.”
quoth: Kaywinnet Lee Frye
Medieval torture device:
