• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    Pre-empting this to ask everyone to please remain civil.

    We know that caffeine is poisonous to deer and that this is a sensitive topic. The Onion has great tips and tricks to help you remain calm in the moment.

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      But then I remembered he’s [deer]. Just like me. He has a family that loves him. And that’s an exploitable weakness!