The RedDot | Bluesky

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An angry red head wearing a purple shirt with the X-Men logo on the breast knocks over Death and grabs him by the robe with tears in her eyes. She points to the claw machine Death was playing which is currently picking up a doll of Sir Patrick Stewart.

Dot: One… Just take ONE fascist billionaire. Or is this some kind of sick game to you?!

  • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world
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    1 hour ago

    I dunno if this would be Jean’s reaction, per se. Rogue? Yes. Jean? Maybe.

    Jean would probably go Phoenix on his ass and demand that he give him back.

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    4 hours ago

    “I? KILL? said Death, obviously offended. CERTAINLY NOT. PEOPLE GET KILLED, BUT THAT’S THEIR BUSINESS. I JUST TAKE OVER FROM THEN ON. AFTER ALL, IT’D BE A BLOODY STUPID WORLD IF PEOPLE GOT KILLED WITHOUT DYING, WOULDN’T IT?” -Pratchett

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    When those fascists finally die nobody at their funeral will have truly loved them, and the world will not collectively mourn the loss of someone who made it better.

    While I get it, I’d rather appreciate these people and the lives they lived.

    The ones like Dolly and Patrick Stewart lived good lives that inspired us all for the better. They reached a good old age surrounded by loved ones before passing on. We would all be lucky to be half as fortunate, and our collective grief serves as a testament to their character.

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      5 hours ago

      The fascists funerals will be packed, but most will be there to verify that they are actually dead, and then to party.

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    On a mostly unrelated topic sometimes when life gets hard and I don’t want to continue I imagine myself as a little cartoon buttplug and it makes it a little easier.

  • Walters, Fern@bookwyr.me
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    8 hours ago

    billionaires have lobbied death for millennia.
    kinda sucks that the proletariat is too dumb to lobby back their guillotine.😔

    French, Indonesian, Spanish, Belgians, Burmese, Thai, and Italians are excused.