And it’s a long day, livin’ in Reseda
There’s a freeway, runnin’ through the yard
And I’m a bad boy, ‘cause I don’t even miss her
I’m a bad boy for breakin’ her heart
And I’m free, free fallin’
Yeah I’m free, free fallin’
And it’s a long day, livin’ in Reseda
There’s a freeway, runnin’ through the yard
And I’m a bad boy, ‘cause I don’t even miss her
I’m a bad boy for breakin’ her heart
And I’m free, free fallin’
Yeah I’m free, free fallin’
Why would you need a parachute if it’s a bottomless pit? You’re never going to hit the bottom anyway, there’s no view to savor with a slow decent because it’s a pit…it makes no sense to use a parachute instead of just free falling forever.
See, this is why you’ve never been invited to The Pit. Any real pitter can see from a mile away that you wouldn’t get it. Just complaining the whole way, asking what’s the point. Killing the entire vibe. If you’re falling forever why try to fall forever faster? Huh?
I mean I know it’s a hypothetical, but I imagine you’re going to start hitting the sides eventually and then things will only get worse from there
The Cult of the One Percent says otherwise.
To them, a majority quits before hitting the jackpot and glory.
Would it slow the Velocity definitely or would you eventually accellerate to Infinite Speed?
Well I would assume it is not a vacuum, so you’d hit terminal velocity fairly quickly regardless.
umm even if it was perfect vacuum I’m pretty sure a German guy would be surprised if you reached infinite speed
Well we’re already dealing with an infinite pit, so infinite speed seems to fit in the scope.
Not flying through air at 100 km/h sure sounds good to me?!
Then why even bother jumping? The best part of skydiving is the free fall
Who said anything about jumping? You save five bucks if you just have them push you
If you could skip one aspect of skydiving, would you skip the free fall or the soft landing?
I’d skip the long slow decent and keep the free fall and soft landing.
I see that you’ve never played The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe