DID YOU KNOW THE CEO OF NVIDIA RESIGNED?? ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW? JENSEN HUANG RESIGNED. THE CEO OF NVIDIA. THE CEO RESIGNED. JENSON HUANG THE CEO OF NVIDIA RESIGNED. JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW, HE RESIGNED.
This post is how I actually found out tbh
Wouldn’t be surprised if the fuckin Sentinelese know about the honeypot at this point
This is the most I’ve heard about one man’s affairs since my father left.
Jensen fucked him too, huh?
Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife. And hide yo dogs, too…
NO I DID NOT KNOW THAT JENSEN HUANG THE CEO OF NVIDIA RESIGNED FROM HIS POSITION OF CEO OF NVIDIA EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
Whaaaaat no tell me, did he resign?
DUDE IT’S BREAKING
OMG OMG OMG
(So I assume it’s far worse in the US TV news currently? It’s not really that bad online in my bubble and DE TV)
Coverage in the US has basically just been flipping back and forth between “NVIDIA CEO IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FUCK MACHINE” and “NEWLY ELECTED SOCIALISTS (who aren’t even in office yet) FAIL TO DO ANYTHING BUT ALSO THEY NEED TO FALL IN LINE WITH THE DEMS”
American news is kind of over the top, and there’s nothing else really to talk about. Seriously the coverage they giving this you to thought he had been assassinated by Chinese spies.
GUYS I HAD NO IDEA THIS GUY’S DICK WOULD POP THE AI BUBBLE
You see, the implication is that he has a small penis, almost like a pin, and although the bubble is metaphorical, because it’s economical in nature, we love to mock men who have tiny penises and it is clear to everybody this man has a tiny penis, therefore the joke. I came up with this joke all by myself as you can see by my clear explanation of its intricacies.
Best reply so far
WHY
PUSSY
NO NEED TO INSULT THE GUY HE JUST ASKED A QUESTION
MAYBE THE REPLY WAS A QUESTION TOO
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
DON’T YO SEE THE ROARING RIVER OF STEEL?
WHY NOT
I think Jensen Huang resigned
Ah yes, I had heard, thanks.
WHERE ARE EPSTEIN FILES
Everyone asks where are Epstein files, nobody ever asks how are Epstein files.
Also Mitch
He’s been dead for months
Years even.
YOU FORGOT THE LOL LOL
Nobody cares anymore now that Outlook is down
Again?!
And Teams and Copilot, apparently
No, not Teams, it’s just like that.
My bad… I should’ve known that part was just bs
Was it up for a while?
I think I managed to log in once in October
breaking news: ceo of evil resigns
tomorrow: breaking news: evil corp announces appointment of new evil corp ceo, evil evilton
The real question is will the new CEO get the leather jacket, or has he taken it with him?
Well at least they hired Evil Evilton after considering other candidates such as Satan McHitler and Dr.Heinrich VonCrimesagainsthumanity.
Let people be giddy. Good news has been in short supply until recently.
How is that “good news”? What do you think is going to improve as a consequence?
First, this might well be the event that fully pops the AI bubble. There were signs it was already happening, but this may be the “final nail in the coffin”. The bubble popping now rather than later would mean 1) it’d fuck everyone less than it would if it were allowed to grow more before popping, 2) it’d be sooner before it’ll stop ruining every single good and beautiful thing in this world (for instance, it’ll kill a lot – maybe all – gigawatt data center projects), and 3) some time in the next few years I’ll get to wake up one morning and think “you know, I haven’t even thought about LLMs in a long time”. (The blockchain bubble was fucking insufferable and we’ve largely gotten to the “almost never have reason tho think about it” phase with blockchain. The AI bubble is unspeakably worse and the sooner we can get there with that bubble, the better.) When the bubble pops, the effects will ripple through all the companies in on the generative AI grift, all of which are evil as absolute fuck. For every one of them that dies or becomes less relevant in the future, the world will be a slightly less terrible place.
Second, schadenfreuda. Nvidia and Huang have been personally fucking us all in every possible way and today we get to see them taste the tiniest modicum of the suffering they’ve inflicted and will continue to inflict in the future.
Just for a few examples.
I don’t really care about Huang personally. What matters is the effect this is going to have on Nvidia and by extension OpenAI, Anthropic, Microsoft, Amazon, Oracle, Coreweave, SpaceX, Xitter, etc etc etc and by further extension on the whole tech industry and on a whole lot of other industries. Dumbass CEOs are making their employees use Claude or whatever. Google has an “AI overview” on its search pages. Students who use LLMs lag others by a grade level. People are losing their professional skills because they’re outsourcing their brains. Generative AI was always a fucked up scam. The sooner we can put it behind us, the sooner we can start moving in a less horrible direction.
Yes, our pensions and 401Ks and shit are going to suffer. Yes the economy is going to be fucked for a long time. Yes the gorillionaires are going to get away with gorillions while the rest of us take the brunt. That was always inevitable from the moment that a significant portion of every economy invested in this snake oil. But the sooner it collapses, the less terribly it will affect us. If it went another, say, year, even more of the economy could be tied up in the bubble by then and we’d have been fucked-er.
Maybe I’m full of shit and the bubble is going to continue strong as ever for another year. But the possibility of a decisive and roughly permanent crash in the very near future seems more likely now than it was yesterday (and more likely yesterday than the day before, and more likely the day before than the day before that…) And fuck yes that puts a smile on my face.
I hope you’re right. Pessimistically I think he’s just going to be replaced by a different guy.
It’s just been 90% of the posts I woke up to and it got old real fast
BTW JENSON RESIGNED, JUST SO YOU KNOW.
The question is, will Tim Apple change his name to Tim Superintelligence?
He retired, the other apple brother works there now.
Dude at work we were leaving and he had no clue who he was or what been going on with him. So not everyone in the know.
