As an american, i can confirm.
Ameri
cansposting socialmediaIs it just Americans? My understanding that most mainstream platforms were full of this bullshit.
Ameripingsomed?
Ameri pigs on meds
Censoring “shoot” now? Wtf. If you need to censor such inoffensive words to post something to a platform, you should get off that platform.
Fuck I hate sanitised internet.
And to celebrate the fediverse: fuck fuck shit fuck ass ayyyy macarena 😄
How dare you say the M word! No one should ever say that, you sick bastard!!
Fuck!
Jokes on you. Lumberg is my porn preference.
I’m definitely boring and my porn preferences are weird but sadly this does not mean corporations and governments aren’t monitoring all my shit
Because guns? Probably. Still idiotic.
So tired of censorship. It makes things like this not even funny.
I agree wholeheartedly, but this wasn’t funny even without censorship.
Touché
Let’s celebrate the Fediverse by saying the seven deadly words for TV
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits
- shit
- piss
- fuck
- cunt
- cocksucker
- motherfucker
- tits
- fart
- turd
- twat
Is this karaoke? Are we singing that Blink 182 song?
It’s a famous comedy skit. https://youtu.be/kyBH5oNQOS0
The full show, Live at Carnagy Hall is great and I honestly recommend most of Carlin’s standup.
Oh no, I hope this post won’t get demonetized
Hijo de puta!
If people can’t stay off the more restrictive, corporate-friendly platforms, they should at least avoid dumping the censored shit here as well. Going to start blocking individual users…
these little self censors that don’t cover shit or make a fucking difference ruin any potential comedy. who the hell thinks this is necessary or beneficial
Close your eyes op.
Shoot.
You can look now.
Coming from just a comedic point of view mentioning school shootings when talking about the US is bottom of the barrel humor, not because it’s too offensive it’s just hack and overdone at this point.
Just get a new joke
The jokes will stop when the school shootings stop.
Until then:
It’s also a disproportionate response. “British people talk funny” gets “American school children are regularly shot at school, lol tragedy”.
Even the UK foppish sex joke is pretty old. I remember a Dana Carvey special from 1995 making the same joke about the infamous Hugh Grant blowjob.
This is just a worse version of a Family Guy cutaway gag of the same context. And censored shittily. Fuck this post.
The most impressive thing I have learned about Americans from TV and movies is that they have sex with all their underwear on, so that when they get out of bed they don’t accidentally glimpse each other’s private parts.
It’s funny how some people’s impression of a UK accent is how the royals sound, when in reality the UK has the most diverse accents of any english speaking country i know of
I feel like it’s just recognized more than the myriad of accents across America. There are so many accents just in a single city, let alone across the whole country. For example, you might hear about 3 or 4 different accents in San Francisco, and then hear 5 or 6 totally different ones in Los Angeles.
you might hear about 3 or 4 different accents in San Francisco, and then hear 5 or 6 totally different ones in Los Angeles.
Pffft. I have a different accent to my wife. And my dog.
I don’t think US accents are nearly as diverse per area as the UK, but i guess that’s just my impression, I’ve never read a study on it or anything
The US may be big, but the UK had more centuries of existence before the unifying effect of national TV and radio.
This wikipedia article boldly asserts that “The UK has the most local accents of any English-speaking country” but the claim is [citation needed].
Well “per area” is vastly different purely from a geographical standpoint. Much bigger country and the UK is a much more densely populated place.
Source: I just feel like it’s true right now.
Wait I thought the brits were the cousin fuckers
Just the royals
