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  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    If you’re on a plane with Trump, Putin, Xi, musk, and 30 other billionaires, and you have a gun with only one bullet, who do you shoot?

    The pilot.

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      I would tell the billionaires if they look outside they’ll see an underage girl, then shoot the plane’s instruments and then help the pilot escape with me with the only two parachutes on board.

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      Nah, plenty of billionaires have pilot’s licences. The only way to be sure is to rip and tear until it is done.

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        Shoot the avionics then.

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      Is this what a modern jesus would do?

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        Yes. Also best solution to trolley problem.

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