You need simultaneous 19 obituaries in the US.
Only 3?
No one really believes that the vacancies from the deaths won’t be filled by yet another asshole, do they?
Reminds me of the Cuban man joke… while not directly appropriate… something something like:
During my travels in the 1970s, I met a Cuban man in some bar at night discussing politics and Castro with his friends. I noticed he had an unusually short and stubby index finger. I asked him about it but he was too drunk to give a proper response.
He did however let me crash at his house that night. I woke up to him returning from buying the morning newspaper, seems like daily routine. His wife had made breakfast and he sits down eagerly, looks at his wife and at me and then slaps the rolled newspaper on the table.
I approach him to take a look and he, presses his index finger on the newspaper’s date. He proclaims loudly… “I’m telling you now (without opening the page)… This is the day Castro dies!”
[I tried my best, if someone had the proper wording, let me know. My Google skills failed me]
I wonder what the digital equivalent is…
The real punchline is that he came to America and voted for trump.
Ah you don’t know about Peter Thiel and Larry Ellison.
If you’re on a plane with Trump, Putin, Xi, musk, and 30 other billionaires, and you have a gun with only one bullet, who do you shoot?
The pilot.
I would tell the billionaires if they look outside they’ll see an underage girl, then shoot the plane’s instruments and then help the pilot escape with me with the only two parachutes on board.
Is this what a modern jesus would do?
Yes. Also best solution to trolley problem.
Nah, plenty of billionaires have pilot’s licences. The only way to be sure is to rip and tear until it is done.
Shoot the avionics then.
Things never get back to normal. There never was a normal.
Things change and either you force your own change, or you allow your self to be changed.
Oppression is the norm, sadly
You might want to research their lines of succession
tl:dr bunch more assholes waiting in the wings
Well shit
This is not down to a few persons - its a mentality and it will take generations of active work to change!
Probably a lot longer given that this mentality was supposedly already eradicated, and yet like polio, is somehow still pervasive today.
I’m only here for another 60 years at most.
it better fucking happen sooner than that
Same.
However, I wonder how many different 3-name lists people would come up with.
Edit: in my boring case, i would also probably be a TNP.
TXP wouldn’t be too bad either
high five!
Three? More like three hundred.
3 billion sounds more precise.
Those thousandaires will see justice!
I know who two of those obituaries would be for but the third eludes me…
Netanyahu Putin
What’s TNP?
First initial of last name for 3 people I’d reckon - Netanyahu Putin are the last two.
Musical chairs with fascist billionaires.
Who’s your third? The guy in charge of the other body who would be pro-tempore?
T, M, V, in that order for me
I’d choose M, V, T.
Marry, vape, tap?
Musk, Voldemort, and Trump, I’m sure.
