• falseWhite@lemmy.world
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    You’re either a woman or have a small pee pee and never had your pee pee touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you try to stick it into the tiny gap between your groin and the toilet basin.

    I’d rather pee in split streams than rub my precious dick on the inside of a toilet bowl.

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        Where do you put your ass when you poop? I sit on the toilet seat, and also rest my pee pee on the toilet seat in front of me

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          That has a lot less to do with the size of your cock and way more to do with the size of your ass.

          Lose some weight. I’m well endowed and have only ever had an issue of “where penis go” when I tried to go while fully erect when I was a string bean of a teenager, and again as an adult when I weighed around 275 lbs and tried to go with a chub.

          Might also be a grower vs shower thing too, but your experience is not anywhere as common as you think.