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pastolia6@lemmy.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago

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pastolia6@lemmy.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 10 hours ago
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    Just for reference, Pythons don’t bite.

    • Destide@feddit.uk
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      Yeah, they do, they’re just not venomous. Their toofs are grippy. This method also works for Golang, rust is easier because you just get a bit of a pinch

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      Yes they do. And they bite where it hurts.

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        In the feels?

        A Thai man was bitten on the testicles by a 12-foot python while he sat on the toilet

        Oh no! Oh no no no, that’s way worse! Way worse!!!

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          Feels are stored in the balls.

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            (Right next to the pee)

        • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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          To be honest, loving someone with all your balls is a very deep feeling, even if people don’t want to hear it.

          • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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            But I don’t love pythons!

        • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works
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          He definitely feels it.

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        Is that a python in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?

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          I just happen to have an erection while we’re greeting. I’ll go take care of it in a sec. How are Susie and the kids?

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      that what my neighbor said about her Chihuahua named Python…

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      They’re not venomous, but I bet that you could convince one to bite you.

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        I bet you can’t.

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