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minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up104·2か月前Not my software. No tests, no users, no bugs.
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·2か月前see Ivan? Dead code cannot have bugs
minus-squarepanda_abyss@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2か月前The other day o spent a bunch of time carefully dissecting and then rewriting some code from the guy before me. Turns out that code was never used, he just didn’t remove it or comment it out. That was a good use of a couple hours.
minus-squareRailcar8095@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2か月前One of the new devs spent a week refactoring some code that was removed from main the same day he checked out. We told him to focus on a specific set of scripts, but he wanted to go there extra mile. Poor soul
minus-squareembed_me@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2か月前I’ve spent days on trivial mistakes so a couple of hours mean nothing to me
minus-squareRikudou_Sage@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2か月前Ah, we have a senior developer here!
minus-squareFauxLiving@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2か月前It’s not a bug, it’s in production so it’s a feature
minus-squareranzispa@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2か月前Changelog version 0.15.2 Fixed typo Addressed excessive memory usage Introduced the ability to retrieve password from memory
Not my software.
No tests, no users, no bugs.
see Ivan? Dead code cannot have bugs
The other day o spent a bunch of time carefully dissecting and then rewriting some code from the guy before me.
Turns out that code was never used, he just didn’t remove it or comment it out.
That was a good use of a couple hours.
One of the new devs spent a week refactoring some code that was removed from main the same day he checked out. We told him to focus on a specific set of scripts, but he wanted to go there extra mile. Poor soul
I’ve spent days on trivial mistakes so a couple of hours mean nothing to me
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helloworld(“print”)
Ah, we have a senior developer here!
It’s not a bug, it’s in production so it’s a feature
Changelog version 0.15.2
Admirable.
Me? No software, no bugs.