Waiting for the Playstation Pyramid and the XBox Globe
Valve still sucks tho. They made a generation of kids addicted to gambling.
GabeKaaba™
Gaaba
Linux Wahhabism is going to be so weird.
Down with
proprietaryharam software!there’s a difference?
All Hail the GabeCube!!! All Hail the GabeCube!!!
Look, I happen to know what this is but I really hate posts that just assume everyone knows what they’re talking about.
So for everyone else: this is the newly announced Steam Machine, a gaming PC/console that will run SteamOS (Linux) (or any other OS of your choice) and overall looks freaking awesome.
I just want to say that while it does run SteamOS (arch, btw) by default, Valve has explicitly said that you can run whatever OS you want and they don’t care. Which is even cooler IMO.
Though I would probably run SteamOS.
Good point, I edited that in :)
It uses Arch, btw
Someone should Photoshop all the arches in the background into Arch logos.
What’s the setting? Something we should recognize?
I believe that have swapped the Steam Machine in for the Kaaba at Mecca- the Islam holy site. The Kaaba is already a big black cube, so it works well.
For the record it’s not just a cube, it has an inside. With furniture and stuff. But looks like that on outside.
The Gamecube™
No. It’s the Gabecube!
You are doing the Lord’s work, son. The LORD’s.
Mashallah
All hail the steamcube!
“WORSHIP THE HUGE BLACK CUBE!”
“NOO! WORSHIP THE SPHERE, THE SPHERE!”
“INFIDELS! WORSHIP THE DODECAHEDRON, THE ONE TRUE SHAPE!”
The shoe! Follow the shoe!
IT’S A SANDAL!
HEATHEN!
SPLITTER!
Excited to see who wins the religious schism in this thread 🍿
True believers worship the icosahedron.
Don’t believe me? Roll initiative!
Hexagons are bestagons
Tetrahedron or GTFO
Is that semi circle direct access for rich scum?
yeah, the golden circle, just like on Taylor Swift concerts;-)
That was my instant take, yes. It wasn’t there before. But now they got a needle’s eye for all the camels to pass through.
Or it’s an information kiosk! “Ask us anything about the Cube! We also guess your weight for a fee!”
Scalpers’ pit
I’m kinda interested on the different frontplates and skins people will give their GabeCubes. I saw that valve had a e-ink front panel for development, though, they wouldn’t sell it.
Someone is going to make a skin for it that is just GabeN, and honestly I would do that too because it’s funny
Somebody’s gotta mod one with a companion cube shell. The memes won’t stop
I tried opening the link but my screen started smelling like diarrhea. You got mirror?
https://dbrand.com/shop/limited-edition/companion-cube
I don’t know why people share a social media link instead of the actual page.
It’s almost as big as the Xbox360. We can reuse all the all the old memes
You mean the Series X?
It’s about the same footprint but much shorter.
I can only find a black-and-white waldo
Racist.
The gag is funny, but even without it, pics like those never fail to make me giggle. Sheeple running around a black cube to worship some imaginary sky-friend. Notice me senpai!
Even sheep sometimes stop to ponder 😁
Sheeple running around a black cube to worship some imaginary sky-friend.
Thanks, kid. I never thought about it this way before. Stupid idiots are gathering together in celebration of a shared philosophy that spans race, language, and over a millennium of social change? I can’t believe anyone would waste so much time and energy to visit an archeological touchstone and show even a modicum of awe.
The Kabba is going on my shit list right alongside the Great Pyramids of Egypt, the Hagia Sophia, and Tenochtitlan. Sheeple! SHEEPLE!
Idk if they allow people in but I would LOVE to visit its interior as well.
Lol, if you don’t see the difference…well. Don’t forget your prayer!
Oh, I agree completely. Prayers are dumb. Posting is based.
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