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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus

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THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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  • Aneb@lemmy.world
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    So umm “make no idols before me” really took a 180⁰ turn in this capitalist hellscape. Its almost like Jesus was hippie commie who wanted peace in the middle east and not generations of war and bloodshed against the native inhabitants of Jerusalem and the west bank

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    So how is this not blasphemy? Not that I care, mind you, but they’re supposed to

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      The people making this are almost always cynical, amoral, business-as-religion tech bros.

      Of course its blasphemy that’s why they do it. They love making a buck off gullible believers.

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      “They” are supposed to do and be many things, which they usually do or are the opposite of. But covertly.

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      How is it blasphemy to text with Jesus? It’d be an honor.

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        Yeah we aren’t living in old testament days anymore. We live more by convictions now than “the law”.

        Seems like a great app that could be used very positively by the smart sincere person. And, it could be used as a joke by the cynical, insincere and insecure.

    • III@lemmy.world
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      Who are these “they” you speak of? Do you mean the small handful of christians that actually adhere to their own religious texts?

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    The image looks rather a lot like the “Buddy Christ” from Dogma. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Buddy_christ.jpg

    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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      I see Christian bale

  • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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    Someone please hack this to only return Torah quotes and only in Aramaic.

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    Why would Jesus quote Paul, a pharisee who hijacked Christ’s words to turn anarchistic personal salvation back into controllable religion?

    • froggycar360@slrpnk.net
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      Facts

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    • hopesdead@startrek.website
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      Damn, you saw this first.

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    This just makes me want to try to get it to hallucinate a Bible verse that doesn’t exist… but it’s not worth giving them the traffic to try.

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    The literal peak of AI psychosis, in your hands

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    That first sentence had me startled.

    EDIT: Looks at second text. Is this secretly Winn Adami?

    • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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      She did her homework. Easily the best actor on that show, she was so perfectly hateable.

  • BoosBeau@lemmy.world
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    Ask him what that hole in his hand do

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    Afaik these things are not approved of by any churches or religious organizations.

    If you ask them if Jesus would suck a dick to save a soul none of them give the correct answer.

    • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip
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      And thus far, neither have you. Neither have you.

  • notreallyhere@lemmy.world
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    I need this

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    No, it’s not. It’s texting with an Ai bot pretending to be Jesus.

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      To be fair, AI is considerably more real than Jesus ever was.

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        No it’s not. Jesus dit live at some point in history, although he was just a normal bloke. AI doesn’t exist, even AGI doesn’t even exist yet. We just have LLM’s. It has not artificial intelligence or artificial general intelligence.

  • the_q@lemmy.zip
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    Just like actual Jesus this version also isn’t real.

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    MmMmmMmm! hot blonde, whippings and crucifixions!

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