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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 18 hours ago

Anon asks out a girl

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Anon asks out a girl

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 18 hours ago
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  • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    14 hours ago

    I mean, considering there’s a 100% chance this is just a fantasy in anon’s head I’d say she dodged a bullet.

    • Huschke@lemmy.world
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      10 hours ago

      What makes you think that the girl is even real?

      • Wav_function@lemmy.world
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        1 hour ago

        Tits or gtfo

      • Alaknár@sopuli.xyz
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        8 hours ago

        What makes you think that girls are even real?

        • Tattorack@lemmy.world
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          Hmmm… I remember an old lesson from the ancient times of the Internet, now long forgotten:

          “Girl” is an acronym for “Guy In Real Life”.

          Checkmate; girls are a social construct!

        • SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml
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          Well, I’m taking estrogen, so they’re about to become real

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          7 hours ago

          Everyone on the internet is either a man or a dog.

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            6 hours ago

            woof

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              5 hours ago

              Nice try. We know you’re a frog!

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          What makes you think?

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        6 hours ago

        Chatbots would have strung him along for at least the subscription fee.

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