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minus-squarestickly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up173·edit-21 day agoThat has to be one of the worst guillotine designs I’ve ever seen, send this child back to school. no mouton curve is simultaneously less effective than a diagonal and harder to make tiny contact point with groove on the narrow blade side, basically guaranteed to jump on the way down or slip on impact no head basket or splatter shield no bascule, good luck shifting that body kid no stabilizing supports This thing is gonna paralyze the guy, send the blade flying into the crowd, and cause a slow bleed death (if any)
minus-squareSergio@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up57·20 hours agoit’s bc CEO didn’t pay for Premium Guillotine™. CEO also had to watch 5 minutes of unskippable ads before being decraptiated.
minus-squarebonsai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·16 hours agoOne of those tip screens pop up before the blade comes down
minus-squarerockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·22 hours ago This thing is gonna paralyze the guy, send the blade flying into the crowd, and cause a slow bleed death (if any) I fail to see the downside
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·19 hours agoWe haven’t got all day!
minus-squareAlexander@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·1 day agodon’t judge school projects too harshly! besides, you’ve described a great are performance, with a MESSAGE
minus-squareMika@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·22 hours agoA good guillotine? In this economy?! Besides, it’s probably way scarier to die from improper cut.
minus-squarecomador @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 hours agoNicolas Jacques Pelletier One of the first guillotine victims, his execution reportedly failed initially due to a poorly fitted lunette (headrest) and a dull blade, requiring multiple attempts and hacks to finish, according to historical reports. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Jacques_Pelletier
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 hours agoWell shit, I was hopin’ you’d say that. Donny! Got a job for ya!
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·22 hours agoI would like to subscribe to guillotine critiques.
minus-squarediffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·21 hours agoBecause of inflation its cheap ☹️
That has to be one of the worst guillotine designs I’ve ever seen, send this child back to school.
This thing is gonna paralyze the guy, send the blade flying into the crowd, and cause a slow bleed death (if any)
it’s bc CEO didn’t pay for Premium Guillotine™. CEO also had to watch 5 minutes of unskippable ads before being decraptiated.
One of those tip screens pop up before the blade comes down
I fail to see the downside
We haven’t got all day!
don’t judge school projects too harshly!
besides, you’ve described a great are performance, with a MESSAGE
A good guillotine? In this economy?!
Besides, it’s probably way scarier to die from improper cut.
Nicolas Jacques Pelletier
One of the first guillotine victims, his execution reportedly failed initially due to a poorly fitted lunette (headrest) and a dull blade, requiring multiple attempts and hacks to finish, according to historical reports.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Jacques_Pelletier
Well shit, I was hopin’ you’d say that.
Donny!
Got a job for ya!
I would like to subscribe to guillotine critiques.
Because of inflation its cheap ☹️
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