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Fleshlight hard mode
It just peels back the skin.
Add vinegar or lemon juice for the real hard mode.
Instructions too clear, curled up in foetal position and crying
It won’t be hard for long
I’m certainly hard rn
We need a c/dontputyourdickinthat
Instructions unclear. Now sitting in emerg with a bloody towel in my lap.
NEW BOTTOM SURGERY JUST DROPPED
I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.
Intrusive thoughts
NSFW tag, jeez.
Ahh yes, the Chinese dick trap
Don’t put your cob in that
NO! DON’T DO IT!!!
Giggity goo, alright.
For fucks sake man, NSFW tag this smut!
- safely removes flesh from the penis
Not even a question!
Would.
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