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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

What a bargain!

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What a bargain!

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • Digit@lemmy.wtf
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    23 hours ago

    Not even wrong?

  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    Ohm sorry to be the voice of resistance here, but I don’t think this joke has much potential in its current state.

    • Una@europe.pub
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      Am pear

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        Gauss I walked into that one, but at least it’s a coulomb!

        (“Cool one.” I think I’m well past the point of reaching here.)

        • prettybunnys@piefed.social
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          I think you’ve discharged all you can

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
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      I know someone with the surname “Ohm.” I asked him if he would marry me, but he objected that he was already married and I was (at the time) in a committed relationship.

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        Don’t know why you got downvoted. That’s a neat and relevant anecdote.

        • toynbee@lemmy.world
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          All good. I appreciate the honest feedback from whomever expressed their opinion. Hopefully I caused them no harm.

          Thank you also for the positive response!

    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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      You’re ready for a minute on Kill Tony.

  • ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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    I have a bag of batteries that need to go to the tox drop, thanks for the reminder.

    I labeled them “BAD-tteries,” though. My daughter did not think this was very funny.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      If it elicits a groan, it’s peak dad humor.

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      My box is labelled “AA Meeting”

      • ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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        Fantastic work. Really charges me up.

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        What’s in the box?

        • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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          Uh, guess?

        • ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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          No, that’s the problem! That and the volts.

  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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    I was told you’re not supposed to dump your batteries into a bucket like that

    • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz
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      At least glass should not melt from the battery fluid, shouldn’t it?

    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      They should probably tape off the contacts to reduce the risk of forming a circuit, yeah.

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      Just cover the terminals of any 9V battery so they don’t short.

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    Believe it or not, this was posted within the last couple of months.

    https://lemmy.world/post/38629002

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      Straight to jail.

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