LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month agoValid pointpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1252
arrow-up1252imageValid pointpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneLadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoIf someone could just sing one song about what an utterly terrible person I am, and really drive it home, I might die of happiness.
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-21 month agoI’ve been gradually_adjusting to the piece of shit you are Ever since you ran over orphans in your ugly fucking car You said "All I want for Christmas is a cyber truck in Green, And for people to know I’m the true orphan crushing machine!"
minus-squareTexasDrunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 month agoThat didn’t seem to wipe you off the face of Earth So I’ll try again with something that’s just a little worse You claim you’re gradually_adjusting, but let’s be fucking blunt You’re just a pedestrian-hunting, sharp-edged, shallow little…god dammit there are a few words even I won’t say.
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoWha- you didn’t finish the song! I almost came, you 🤬! cue Looney Tunes outro music
If someone could just sing one song about what an utterly terrible person I am, and really drive it home, I might die of happiness.
I’ve been gradually_adjusting to the piece of shit you are
Ever since you ran over orphans in your ugly fucking car
You said "All I want for Christmas is a cyber truck in Green,
And for people to know I’m the true orphan crushing machine!"
O shit 🏆
That didn’t seem to wipe you off the face of Earth
So I’ll try again with something that’s just a little worse
You claim you’re gradually_adjusting, but let’s be fucking blunt
You’re just a pedestrian-hunting, sharp-edged, shallow little…god dammit there are a few words even I won’t say.
Wha- you didn’t finish the song! I almost came, you 🤬!
cue Looney Tunes outro music