You bring bendy straws to bathrooms 'cause you like the taste of piss
Mr. Griiiinch!
If someone could just sing one song about what an utterly terrible person I am, and really drive it home, I might die of happiness.
I’ve been gradually_adjusting to the piece of shit you are
Ever since you ran over orphans in your ugly fucking car
You said "All I want for Christmas is a cyber truck in Green,
And for people to know I’m the true orphan crushing machine!"
O shit 🏆
That didn’t seem to wipe you off the face of Earth
So I’ll try again with something that’s just a little worse
You claim you’re gradually_adjusting, but let’s be fucking blunt
You’re just a pedestrian-hunting, sharp-edged, shallow little…god dammit there are a few words even I won’t say.
Wha- you didn’t finish the song! I almost came, you 🤬!
cue Looney Tunes outro music
No, some people are just assholes who can’t even pretend to be happy. They are a drain and constantly looking for reasons to bitch and never can be happy.
Hey. Fuck you I contribute! I’m just not happy!
But singing songs about what a piece of shit you are is fun
Art imitates life.
